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Review: Mega Stretch Penis Extension

August 31, 2010

$18.35 from AdultSexToys.com

I seriously cannot remember the last time I was so disappointed with a sex toy until now. Great way to start a review right? Usually I can come up with one or two good things to say about disappointing experiences but the Mega Stretch Penis Extension was just a pile of fail. It’s a great concept but still… fail.

The Mega Stretch Penis Extension is marketed to those who want to increase the girth and length of their penis or dildo. Yet it is damn near impossible to get it on, much less get it to stay on.  You would think that the TPR Silicone is super stretchy but the 1/4″  thick walls really hinder that capability.

At first I thought it was because Maverick didn’t have enough lube before trying to put it on. However after adding what seemed like a gallon of  lube he was only able to pull it halfway on before it seemed like it was rebelling against him. It was a tight fit and he had to hold it at the base otherwise it would push itself off due to the air trapped at the head of the toy. I tried squeezing the tip to get the air out but all it did was make it flat and kinda odd looking. Maverick said that caused it to have a suction type effect that was quite uncomfortable.

My only conclusion was that Maverick was simply too big around for the toy to handle so I dug out the Tantus Purr, which has a 1.4” diameter.  Just watch and laugh at my video. It took me forever just to wiggle it on. Seven pumps of lube that I gushed around the inside of the sleeve plus another pump on the Tantus Purr. I had to squeeze the air out as I went just to get it on. The end resulted in a really tight suction to the Purr, which scares me as a tight suction grip can disrupt blood flow and damage a person and just think the average penis diameter is 1.6″. Scary right?

After a bit of Google-fu I found that the sleeve is supposed to fit up to 1.75″ in diameter. I had to do a double take on finding that out because I had such a hard time getting it to fit on a 1.4″ diameter dildo. It took twisting and extreme pushing to get it on. Not something I could imagine anyone else doing. Even if you put the effort in your hard work isn’t going to be rewarded as you can’t really feel the nubs internally. Sure the sudden 0.25″ boost of girth is great for my end but the difficulty to me killed that one pro. Not to mention that I can’t imagine Maverick or any guy being able to feel anything on their end.

I can’t recommend this to anyone… ever… not even as a toy cover. Instead I would go with something like the We-Vibe II or even a cock ring like the LeLo Tor. If you’re still wanting a sleeve might I suggest one that has an open end so you can avoid the trapped air and flattened head problem?

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. August 31, 2010 9:49 am

    Yikes! These things are such a joke, aren’t they? I’ve never had a product like this work for me, either. But I’ve got to give you extra credit for all of the effort you put in for the video!

  2. September 1, 2010 12:21 am

    We recently got a male masturbation toy for review that is also way too tiny. I don’t know what the makers of such small sleeves and such are thinking.

  3. September 1, 2010 1:15 am

    I lost my erection just watching this

  4. September 1, 2010 1:53 am

    Holy cow that looks awful. The sleeve seems pretty tough, too. I expected it to be floppier. The only other thing you might try is punching a hole in the end of it, so you’re not fighting the air pressure and there’s less/no risk of suction. The texture on that thing would have scared me away from trying it in the first place. You’re brave!

  5. September 4, 2010 10:54 pm

    THAT VIDEO. FREAKS ME OUT.

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