Review: Feeldoe Slim

Feeldoe Slim
$79.99 from PinkCherry.com

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Inspired by the tweet, “You don’t have to use it to peg. Hell, I walk around the house with it for fun!”, I decided to try something new.

The Tantus Feeldoe Slim is geared to be “worn” by women, but is designed for all types of couples. The bulbous end is made for vaginal insertion to create a harness free dildo. I had no problems inserting the 1 3/8″ x 3 1/2″ bulb without lubrication or holding it in. However, once I became excited I found that the bulb kept slipping. So unless you have PC muscles of steel it will be difficult for any thrusting to happen.

The only other way to keep it in is to keep your legs squeezed closed. At least the Feeldoe is harness compatible, but it kind of defeats the purpose of being a harness free dildo ya know?

While I have no interests in pegging at this point in time, I still found a use for my new blue cock. When I’m not wearing it and walking up to Maverick naked demanding he suck my cock, which provokes laughter on his part, I’m using it on myself. I’ve found that the bulbous end makes a perfect handle for the 6 1/2″ shaft. With a 1 3/8″ diameter the shaft is a little on the slim side for vaginal use, but is perfect for anal use.

I’ve read online that men can insert the blub anally to be used for double penetration. I don’t have to test this out to know that it isn’t going to work very well. The shaft is just too short to stick out past the balls enough to provide addiquite stimulation.

There is an included bullet that inserts into the base right below the bulb. Personally, if you have a better bullet that can fit into the slot I’d go for it. The included one runs on three watch batteries and doesn’t distribute the vibrations through the silicone very well. I was able to slightly feel them if I had the base pressed against my vulva with the bulb inserted, but I was not able to feel them through the shaft. There are three ridges at the base of the shaft that are meant to simulate the clitoris, but much like the vibrations they cannot be felt.

The on/off switch on my bullet was a dud. Once I screwed the cap on it turned on, but no matter how hard I pushed the rubber button it wouldn’t turn off or change speed. I don’t know if it was just a dud of a bullet or if it happens with all the bullets, but when I removed the batteries they were really hot. I’m not talking warm, but hot enough to leave red marks when I dropped one on my thigh.

Clean-up and sterilization is a breeze with the 100% silicone. You can boil it for a few minutes, stick it in the top rack of your dishwasher and run a cycle with no soap, or simply wipe it with a 10% bleach solution. After sterilizing after each use you are free to use it between partners and swap between anal and vaginal sex. Just use some common sense and don’t go ass to vag without sterilizing or using a condom. If you require lubrication make sure that it is silicone friendly, as silicone lubricant with silicone can cause a chemical reaction.

Perhaps one day I’ll have a desire to peg an agreeable Maverick. Until then the Feeldoe is still awesome to walk around the house with. After all, how often is it that females get the chance to say, “Suck my cock!”